Mr. Theodor Seuss Geisel, also loving known as Dr. Seuss, wrote and drew the treasured children’s book, How the Grinch Stole Christmas, among many others. I first want to make this perfectly clear, out of due respect (as well as respecting the law), I do not want to take credit for any of Dr. Seuss’s works, specifically this story, nor will I sell or obtain any earnings from his efforts. What is his, is his. I grew up reading and listening to his delightful stories, and do not aspire to take anything from him, not even by means of the drink I’m writing about this time, which is based on Beachbum Berry’s research on the Tonga Room Zombie – a fantastic drink.
Tonga Room Zombie (from Beachbum's book Remixed) 1 oz lime juice 1 oz passion fruit syrup (or 2 oz if juice) 1/2 oz pineapple juice 1 oz Puerto Rican rum 1/2 oz overproof amber rum 1/2 oz dark Jamaican rum
Shake enthusiastically with crushed ice. Pour unstrained into a chilled glass or tiki mug. Garnish: cherry/lime slice/pineapple chunk.
And for a little Christmas cheer, with the help of Dr. Seuss (substituting “Zombie” for the name of “Grinch”):
And the (Zombie), with his (zombie)-feet ice-cold in the snow, Stood puzzling and puzzling: "How could it be so?" Then the (Zombie) thought of something he hadn't before! "Maybe Christmas...perhaps...means a little bit more!" And what happened then...? Well...in Who-ville they say That the (Zombie's) small heart grew three sizes that day! And the minute his heart didn't feel quite so tight, He whizzed with his load through the bright morning light.
I substituted out the pineapple juice because I wanted to add a little more sweetness to pineapple’s simultaneous sweet and tart flavor. I adore pineapple, as it is my favorite fruit. Guava lends so much harmony when confronting passion fruit’s melody. Most of it, however, has to do with my inability to explain what passion fruit and guava do together. They are fantastic by themselves, but become a true marvel together. Also, I confess my desire for guava in many more drinks, as another one of my favorite fruits. To cut a single drop of liquid, in this case potent food coloring, with a dropper – drip onto a wet spoon, then run that off into my mixing glass. Enough residue will remain on the spoon, and not making the drink quite so vivid (food coloring will stick to a dry spoon much more, not supplying enough color to the drink). Unfortunately, I do not have any tiki mugs yet, which is one reason I took the picture below. The main reason – clear glass shows the color of the drink.
Zombie Grinch 1 oz lime 2 oz passion fruit 1/2 oz guava juice 1 oz Ron Rico gold 1 oz Pyrat XO 1/2 oz Myers's dark less than 1 drop green food coloring
Shake hard with crushed ice. Pour unstrained into a chilled zombie glass, or collins glass, or tiki mug. Fill glass with more ice if necessary. Garnish: Cut guava slice/lime slice & cherry half in shape of a heart (Grinch’s heart growing 3 sizes).
If you prefer it sweeter, that is not as tart, add a 1/2 oz of simple syrup.
Merry Christmas. And for those who do not celebrate Christmas, I hope you revel for whatever reason you wish. Is living another day reason enough? Enjoy your life with those you care about, and may it be merry. Cheers to you all.